Sunday, 10 July 2011

I have truly arrived in the world of PvP

This is a little known fact...I love to terrorise Alliance players and judging by the response I got last night...I have succeed in my mission! I also realise that this post makes me appear completely ruthless, and a bit of a bitch. Well, Sheorc my Death Knight is my alter ego, she is my sassy, no-nonsense character and she is made especially for PvP, she is made to specifically kill Alliance, something I take great pleasure in doing.

My usual routine after a Tol Barad battle is to camp on the bridge waiting for any stray Alliance stragglers and basically kill them. Yesterday, despite losing TB (which I haven't done in a while) I mounted up and ran straight through the centre of TB and their quest hub. Husband was with me and 3 Death Knights tried and failed to kill us...anyway, I've digressed...

After that, we go 'clean up' TB peninsula. Yes, I run around trying to find any flagged Alliance players. I think that if they are still flagged they should be prepared to fight, if they want to do daily quests in peace, I totally respect that, but hang on 5 minutes until you are no longer flagged.

Usually we get a few kills, one time recently there was one hunter who after the 5th kill finally decided to go do something else.

But last night was disappointing, we went straight to the first spots Alliance tend to start questing and no-one was around. Admitting our disappointment but assuming it was because it had gone midnight we headed back to the Horde camp. Out the corner of my eye, I saw an Undead Mage with very low health, trying to escape, so I did what any respectable fellow Horde would do...I went to help.

When I got there (just outside the Alliance camp) I was faced with two Death Knights, a Resto Druid, a Warrior and a Mage, against my Death Knight, My husband's Disc Priest and a random Horde Mage. I felt for sure that we were about to die. We didn't, we killed them all and then more Alliance came - a Hunter and a Paladin, by this point we had been joined by another random Disc Priest and once again we annihilated them. A couple got the picture and didn't come back, but the Druid, Warrior and the Hunter we must have killed at least 3 times. The Paladin was also mind controlled into us where he then swiftly came to an end.

Now throughout the fighting, I'm quite a respectable Death Knight, I don't feel the need to /emote because I know that them dying is good enough for me, but the Druid was spitting on me (which makes me think it was him) and I did shamefully retaliate by laughing at him just before I got the killing blow.

The next thing that happened, is probably my highlight in the game so far. One of those players which we killed, logged off and created a level 1 Horde character called 'Sheorclol' just so he could whisper and tell me how annoyed he felt...'aaw diddums'. I think he set out to make me annoyed/angry, but all it did was make me do a *happy dance* in my chair, I had annoyed him so much that he had to create a character to abuse me...and he seemed to forget that I was only coming to the aid of a fellow horde...I took it as a massive compliment and find it extremely flattering, and it obviously means I have arrived in what I set out to do...

I then obviously annoyed him even more when I ignored him, because he then whispered my husband...

I was so excited that I caused this player to rage so badly he had to create a Horde character just to let me know he really is a failure, and the fact he got beaten by a girl probably made him throw his PC out the window!

Oh and on the off chance that the player sees this blog, I have a little message... come face to face in Tol Barad with me again... and you are going to have to run because I will do it All.Over.Again. 

You got pwned by a girl! Peace.


Moon Goddess said...

I love this post! <3 I have a DK too! So fun to kill Alliance with Dks!

Moon Goddess said...

I love this post! I have a Dk too and it soo much fun to kill alliance with her!! Dk rules!

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